with a pocket full of candy
and a bookcase full of porn
you buy stacks and stack of Hustlers
bags and bags of candy corn
when i see you at the beach
you`ve be looking in the sand
wearing shades and baggy pants
with a camera in your hand
you`re a pervert a pervert
you think you`re a ladies man
you`re a pervert a pervert
don`t wanna shake your hand
the junior high school car wash
you`re always first in line
hey those teenage cheerleaders sure look fine
huh huh mmhum huh hum hum hum
you`re a pervert a pervert
moustache and sweaty palms
you`re a pervert a pervert
it just goes on and on
it just goes on and on
on and on
you could meet a girl
and that girl could be your wife
and you can have a family
and lead a normal
you could live like the rest
by the golden rule
but you would rather play with yourself out behind the grammar school!
you`re a pervert a pervert
you think you`re a ladies man
you`re a pervert a pervert
don`t wanna shake your hand
you`re a pervert a pervert
moustache and sweaty palms
you`re a pervert a pervert
it just goes on and on