So Good Afternoon — текст песни (carolines spine)

I think I`ll try my luck at Flo and Normandie
and have some dude beat the living crap out of me
he haunts me, he taunted me
and I just found out he`s been set free.
So I`ll go and tell my girlfriend I think she`s ugly
we`ve had a few kids and she`s getting kinds pudgy
I`ll tease her, I`ll please her,
then I`m gonna leave her
and I`ll go and find me a new girl until she bugs me.
Because they know I want you, know I need you,
no I won`t go a day without you
and only you can know what you`re doing to me
...so good afternoon.
I think I`ll go and take my snake down for animal testing
where they lay me down and inject me while I`m resting.
They starve me, carve me, stitch me up,
and when I wake up with cancer - they give me their blessing.
You and I, we shine and feel you coming down my way
...so good afternoon.
I like to get laid so I became a musician
and I`m an expert in humanity by my own admission -
I`m kind, I`m signed, I`m a legend in my own mind
and I`ll tell you I`m god herself if you promise to listen
...you promised.