Vincent The Christmas Virus — текст песни (The Arrogant Worms)

This year at Christmas, everybody`s feeling funny
No one`s making joyful sounds
Cranberry sauce ain`t staying down
The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall
Everybody`s meeting Vincent
The Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus
He`s the one that`ll keep you up all night
He`s the festive parasite
Vincent the Christmas Virus
He`s the gift that keeps on giving all night long

Vincent the Christmas Virus ain`t killed by penicillin
Doesn`t notice Aspirin
Don`t matter if you`re fit and trim
But Vincent`s not immune to the effects of alcohol
So get real drunk on Christmas Day
Let`s all toast to Vincent (Yay!)

*Fiddle solo*

*Guitar solo*

Vincent the Christmas Virus
*More fiddle solo*
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*More guitar solo*
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*More fiddle solo*
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*Fiddle and guitar solos*