Dangerous — текст песни (The Arrogant Worms)

Darling for you
I think of what I`d so
To keep you safe and sound
I would climb the highest mountain
I would swim the widest sea
I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground
I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
I would catch a storm of killer bees
I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword
If I didn`t know what this could do to me

`Cause it`s too dangerous (too dangerous)
I`d really like to do it
But I might get hurt
It`s dangerous (too dangerous)
I don`t feel like bleeding
On my brand new shirt
You might say I`m cowardly
Or say I`ll full of fright
You might call me yellow
And baby you`d be right!

So I`d skip across volcanoes full of lava
I`d even grab a tiger by the tail
I would make fun of
A boxing champion`s mother
But my courage and my bowels both would fail
I would fight off a bunch
Of angry Kosacks
I would stop a thousand
Bullets with my hand
I would laugh
As my leg was amputated..
But baby, I`m not that kind of man!

`Cause it`s too dangerous (too dangerous)
I use big words
But I never do the deed
It`s dangerous (too dangerous)
I faint like a baby
If I see somebody bleed
I haven`t got a backbone
I`m as timid as a mouse
I would find a cure for this
But I can`t leave the house!

Cause it`s dangerous
Too dangerous
Too dangerous

For meeee! (*This note is held for 25 seconds*)
For meee! (*This note is held for 10 seconds*)
For me. (*This note is held for 2 seconds. Then Trevor probably passes out*)