Don`t try selling me your heartbreak
Cause I can`t take another sales pitch
You don`t want to be the last one
Who`s no fun
The one that`s always left behind
I know it`s hard
To see clearly all of the time
So go do what you want
And i`ll try hard to be more understanding
But I don`t want to live like that
Under your thumb, behind your back
I just want to be there to see the last laugh
I`ll try killing you with kindness
Forget the mindless things I might have said
And I won`t try to catch you or stop you
From doing what you think is right
I`ll look the other way
And maybe I was wrong this one time
It`s got to be hard
When the rest of the world`s gone crazy around you
But I don`t want to live like that
Under your thumb, behind your back
I just want to be there to see the last laugh
Back and forth you swing
From routine to obscene
And I know that you`re just like me
And that`s exactly what I like about you
I guess I`m probably insane too
By four is what I`d use to smack you upside your head
Cause you drive me crazy
So don`t keep singing me your sad song
Its been so long
Since I`ve gotten through and
I`m not gonna be the last one who`s no fun,
The one that`s always left behind
Don`t get me wrong
When I don`t tell you what you want to hear
And go do what you want
And i`ll try hard to be more understanding
But I don`t want to live like that
Under your thumb, behind your back
I just want to be there to see the last laugh