Mc Chris Ownz
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn`t tour, so in the meantime
I`m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
I spell word with a three
Name`s MC
Other rappers flow weak
Like window unit AC`s
Latins on my penis
Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies
As long as they eighteen
I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I`ll say anything
`Cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the source says
My hip hop`s a vortex
Leave horseheads on doorsteps
My mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code
So he throws me a Stroh`s
Weak MC`s decompose
`Cause they know I can flow
Like wessel comma zam
Through corruscant corridors
Humidors filled with stoges
Filled with dro
Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
Is filled with the word bro
Fuck the lexicon of octagons
I`m all about go
These amateurs got catheders
I`m all about pro`s
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn`t tour, so in the meantime
I`m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
I`m lit like a branch davidian
Or what`s left of the lithium
In Cobain`s cranium
I fill Wimbly Stadium
Once bitten, twice shy
Call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyk
I roll three Jedi`s
The fleet of peeps that I creep
All got vest`s underneath
There`s no need to believe
In the heat that I keep
Or the swears that I *bleep*
Of the heiresses I freak
It`s embarrising to me
I`m like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin` up, makin` cream
I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream
I get red
I get mean
Can`t believe you be buying
What I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing
With promotional tie-ins
I am just cartoon making rapper
You think I`m lying
Everybody bust a move
Like it is that rave in Zion
My self aggradizing and deprecation
Keeps `em guessing
Call my venus flytrap
`Cause my DJ`s Howard Hessman
Word `em up, yo
Word `em up, yo
I just let the rap game
Out of a choke hold
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn`t tour, so in the meantime
I`m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
