Bobby Brown — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

Hey there, people, I`m Bobby Brown
They say I`m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I`m dressin` sharp `n` I`m actin` cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work `n` maybe later I`ll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I`m too extreme
An` I`m a handsome sonofabitch
I`m gonna get a good job `n` be real rich

(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)

Women`s Liberation
Came creepin` across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my b**** in a vice, but she left the d***
I guess it`s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An` I`m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don`t know which

(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)

So I went out `n` bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I`m still kinda cute
Got a job doin` radio promo
An` none of the jocks can even tell I`m a homo
Eventually me `n` a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
`Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream
An` I`ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin`, Thank you, Fred!
Oh God, oh God, I`m so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I`m a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I`m goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I`m goin down, etc.