I don`t understand
Why are you being so mean?
You`re mean mean man
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You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can`t do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you`re a meanie, a meanie
But it`s only cuz you`re
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I`m what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it`s too easy to see
You`re just a really big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I`m going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you`re so fuckin` jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I`m kidding
I just wanted to see if you`re still listenin`
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I`ve been dying to ask, it`s been itchin` at me
Is it just because
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[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I`m kidding again you idiot, no I didn`t
That`s just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain`t it?
But I can bust one take without lookin` at no paper
It doesn`t take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You`re droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you`re disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch `N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall I`m so jealous of you
Please say you won`t tell nobody
I`d be so embarrassed, I`m just absolutely terrified
That someone`s gonna find out why I`m saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It`s my own insecurity!
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[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we`re going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that`s exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here`s a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You`re both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on `em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you`re not happy
I know you`d much rather see me lying in the corner of a room
somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it`s pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
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