Yeah you`re all too ugly tonight
Why there ain`t a decent one in sight
You won`t win no ribbon
You can`t win no prize
You`re all too ugly tonight
You`re all as ugly you can`t believe
Go ahead, get up off your old rusty knees
The answer is no I gotta better place to go
You`re all too ugly tonight
So mama put on another pot of coffee
Put those little babies to bed
You know the crazies and the freaks
You won`t believe whats on the streets
I`m comming on home to you instead!
`Cause the`re all too ugly tonight
Why there ain`t a decent one in sight
You can`t win no ribbon
No way to win no prize
You`re all too ugly tonight
So put on another pot of coffee
Put those precious babies to bed
Why the crazies and the freaks
Girl you won`t believe whats on the streets
I`m comming on home mama to you instead!
`Cause the`re all as ugly as sin
Why even dracula wouldn`t be caught with on them!
Outstanding in the field
Of things that are unreal
It`s all too ugly tonight
It`s all too ugly tonight!