[Verse 1: Louis Logic]
Yo, I`m best described as the father of sex and lies
I specialize in undressing wives, but I recognize
When it`s time to pull my cock out the hot house
Cause I don`t want no seeds left inside
So instead I`ll catch a rise
With a wet surprise, from the yogurt slinger
And poke a finger up her ass until the motion stings her
Depending on how close it brings her to the point of climax
That`s when I get romantic with her face adjoined to my lap (sluuuut)
How would you like to get fucked in the butt
I know you probably love to get covered with nut
And I can cover your mug with enough of this stuff
Whenever my muscle will bust
that if you breath in it would smother your lungs
Eww, what you mean? You ain`t had ya fill?
I splash ya grill, like lighter fluid at a family meal
Or a dyke`s face with Vagisil when she bites into it (BITES what?)
into coochie you dyke-slut you know you like to do it
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah
Bitcheees
Drop to your knees
Coocooooooooochie
I feel most stickin and chicken, and still side steppin
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah
Bitches get wet and I expect `em like that
Coocooooooooochie
I wanna get into it man, you know
What Vagina
[Verse 2: Louis Logic]
Always aim for the torso that`s what I learned from playing in pornos
While I`m stuffin` tubes takin` a cornhole
If I`m late for one more show cause I spend my label`s paper on more hoes
They`ll probably would take me straight to a court show
But instead of gettin` screwed on TV I rather fuck cuties
Unless ofcourse Judge Judie`s in the mood to eat me
I usually use my CD to abuse the treaty
Of sex between me and my ex in foetus fusion treaty (ohhh)
You should see me when the semen`s flowin` spewin` freely
I squeeze a load in the throat till the chicken`s cheeks are swollen
Cause if a beep is showin then she gets the worm
Catchin` cock in every turn with extra sperm till the lesson`s learned
I`m less concerned with closed nails and a precious perm
As long as I avoid of infectious germs and impressive firms
And when I`m tryin to fuck ya chick and call a hoe a slut a bitch
It`s sufficant so it`s not a sexist term
Now what start you`d done with Dursey
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah
Bitcheees
Drop to your knees
Coocooooooooochie
I feel most stickin and chicken, and still side steppin
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah
Bitches get wet and I expect `em like that
Coocooooooooochie
I wanna get into it man, you know
What Vagina
[Verse 3: Louis Logic]
Chicks say I`m old fashioned, I don`t want a bitch stuck in the kitchen
I wanna stuff a dick in her ass while she`s touchin` her kitten
I like to fuck and forget `em and try a dozen positions
Then serve the mic a sermon like rightin` smunks of religion
I pay homage to bondage and good will with a feel
And stay up in a prime just for stacks like Will
And in the process I like to turn women to objects
Penthouse to hen house of birds livin` in projects
I don`t discriminate on the basis of race or the place that you stay
That`s hardly a chick I won`t inseminate
I spread the legs of college chicks featherweights and solid chicks
I make `em face the snake but I never taste the bottomlips
I poke `em with the Obelisk and flee from the scene
Let me explain then you`ll see what I mean
Cause as much as I love pussy you can`t feed it to me
You know why?
I don`t eat anything that bleeds for a week and don`t die
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah
Bitcheees
Drop to your knees
Coocooooooooochie
I feel most stickin and chicken, and still side steppin
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah
Bitches get wet and I expect `em like that
Coocooooooooochie
I wanna get into it man, you know
What Vagina