You wined me and dined me
When I was your girl
Promised if I`d be your wife
You`d show me the world
But all I`ve seen of this old world
Is a bed and a doctor bill
I`m tearin` down your brooder house
`Cause now I`ve got the pill
All these years I`ve stayed at home
While you had all your fun
And every year thats gone by
Another babys come
There`s a gonna be some changes made
Right here on nursery hill
You`ve set this chicken your last time
`Cause now I`ve got the pill
This old maternity dress I`ve got
Is goin` in the garbage
The clothes I`m wearin` from now on
Won`t take up so much yardage
Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills
Yeah I`m makin` up for all those years
Since I`ve got the pill
I`m tired of all your crowin`
How you and your hens play
While holdin` a couple in my arms
Another`s on the way
This chicken`s done tore up her nest
And I`m ready to make a deal
And ya can`t afford to turn it down
`Cause you know I`ve got the pill
This incubator is overused
Because you`ve kept it filled
The feelin` good comes easy now
Since I`ve got the pill
It`s gettin` dark it`s roostin` time
Tonight`s too good to be real
Oh but daddy don`t you worry none
`Cause mama`s got the pill
Oh daddy don`t you worry none
`Cause mama`s got the pill