Dear Uncle Creepy — текст песни (Impetigo)

Dear Uncle Creepy, it`s been years
Morbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fears
Dear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?
Some of the crap that`s out these days
is such a bore to me

Dear Uncle Creepy...

The shit they call horror in the comic store
Nobody`s got that style anymore!
Pre-code classics provide the chills
This high-tech bullshit never will!
As far as movies are concerned,
There`s a plenty out that should be burned
The horror`s gone, big budget`s here
Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????

Dear Uncle Creepy, it`s a crying shame
The terror of the 90`s is so fucking LAME!!
Whatever happened to the good ol` days
Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!