Cavity Search — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Listen to the Muzak
Hearin` people scream
Sittin` in the waiting room
Readin` crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I`m gettin` gum disease
I`m gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It`s driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
`Cause I`m so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I`m okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
`Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I`m getting absurd
Well, I hope I`m insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me