[J-Ro]
I get drunk and I stumble to the mic
Stay drunk all week, I`m at my Peak like Pike
I`m never at my peak, I`m killin fifth after fifth
I drink mo` 40`s than Tash and E-Swift (hell naw!!)
Uh-huh, I drink more than both of y`all (no you don`t!)
I hold more liquor than a bank on Crenshaw
And Tash you can`t drink brew, you know you the nigga who (WHAT?)
be all on yo` nads, after just a swig or two
[Tash]
Nigga you trippin, must be that Zima you was sippin
Yo` accountant couldn`t count how many bottles I be grippin
and flip it in the trash cause I downed em with ease
while you on yo` knees -- about to pass somebody yo` keys
I even had to pay the taxi (what?) the last time you asked me (uh)
You start off on yo` feet but always wind up on yo` back G
Bro you should know you can`t drink with Ri-co
While you down yo` shit slow, I`m on my ninth Cuervo
[E-Swift]
Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin on the flo`
Swearin up and down, you neva gonna drink no mo`
But I get to` up, from the flo` up, and never throw up
One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo` hoe up
I never call it quits, I don`t know my own limit
This Alkaholik shit is for real, it ain`t a gimmick
You might fuck around and catch a liver disease
fuckin with these Likwit MC`s, Hip-Hop Drunkies
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` drink on, whatcha wanna do
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` fade on.. with the Likwit crew
(Tash: These niggaz can`t drink..)
[Alkaholiks]
Curvoiseir, Coke and Rum
Alize and One-Five-One
Heineken, Hennesey
Juice and Gin, Brass Monkey
[J-Ro]
Yo, I pledge allegiance to the bottle, the cup and the can
In front of the bar, that`s where I stand
And to the alcohol, for which I fall
and the cold porcelain in the bathroom stall
One drunk nation under God inebriated
with liberty and justice to anyone who`s faded
Drink drink drunk until I can`t hack it
Until the little man fall off the horse on my Polo jacket
("When I get drunk..") *BURRRRRRRRP* Once again
I spent all my yen on ten bottles of gin
Likwit til I`m stiff, damn I love this riff
The Ro gotta go, I pass the mic to E-Swift
[E-Swift]
I drink a lot of beers, my life`s a black version of Cheers
Everyday sit at the bar and take shots with my peers
I`ve been doin this for years, ain`t no amateurs here
I`ve been drinkin 40`s longer than most niggaz careers
I`ve got the bitches grinnin while the whole world is spinnin
You suffer from double vision and I`m just beginnin
You always pass out, wake up, and don`t remember me
You could write a book with all your hangover remedies
I thought you knew, I`ve been drinkin since high school
While I down this Olde English, you sippin your O`Douls
I`m makin beer runs at ten minutes to two
while you still sippin on your first motherfuckin brew
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` drink on, whatcha wanna do
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` fade on.. with the Likwit crew
[Alkaholiks]
Curvoiseir, Coke and Rum
Alize and One-Five-One
Heineken, Hennesey
Juice and Gin, Brass Monkey
[Tash]
Aight, uhh, uhh, uhh
A lot of niggaz can`t drink, but hoes is even worse
They order three drinks but can`t finish the first
I see em reachin in they purse about to roll that sack of weed
knowin that`s the combination that they really don`t need
Cause girls take a sip, get fucked up quick
Pass out, wake up, ("What`s this??") It`s a DICK!!
Baby girl you lookin sick, you lookin plastered like a poster
You was talkin all that shit, now you need some Alka Seltzer
You wobblin, weeblin, fuckin up your eve-nin
That smoke that you breathin got that ass on spin
while yo` homegirls is like, ("Where the fuck you been?")
In the girl`s bathroom, fucked up since ten
Yeah I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina
Now that ass is too drunk to drive herself to the marina
So she comin home with me because, I don`t give a fuck
Might fuck an ugly bitch, but "Only When I`m Drunk"
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` drink on, whatcha wanna do
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` fade on.. with the Likwit crew
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` drink on, whatcha wanna do
Don`t you think it`s bout time (time)
to get yo` fade on.. with the Likwit crew
[Tash] You`re all fucked up now!
Like this y`all
(*E-Swift cuts and scratches "when I get drunk"*}
[Tash] We doin big thangs, knahmsayin?
Ha ha, we fucked up now!
You know what`s goin down, Alkaholiks
Got my niggaz up in this motherfucker
My niggaz and you know it
I ain`t solo.. I ain`t dolo..
