Oh, charlie, dont dance dance dance
Your heads in a whirl
In a blind romance
Oh charlie, look away look away
Do you believe what the good doctor says
Now theres rumors in the city that the banks might close
Close for a long holiday
And the papers are full of a new meltdown
Hold your breath, for the winds are all change
Oh, no, charlie dance dance
Oh, go, charlie dance dance
Oh, charlie dance dance
The minister says, put your hands on your head
Try and breath through your nose
Flat on the floor, bum in the air
Lets all do the death throes
Dont drink the milk, but the water is fine
The cows got caught in the rain
Charlie, believe what the government says
They dont moo anymore, but Im sure theyre not dead
Dont chew anymore, but Im sure theyre not dead
Oh, go charlie dance dance
Oh, no charlie dance dance