Why Don`t We Get Drunk — текст песни (Jimmy Buffett)

I really do appreciate the fact you`re sittin` here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But yer face don`t look too clear

So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o` brew

Honey, why don`t we get drunk and screw



Chorus:

Why don`t we get drunk and screw

I just bought a water bed, it`s filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey I don`t think that`s true

So, why don`t we get drunk and screw



-- Spoken: Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go...



(swing instrumental)



Chorus:

Why don`t we get drunk and screw

I just bought a waterbed it`s filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey I don`t think that`s true

So why don`t we get drunk and screw

Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)

Why don`t we get drunk and screw