Get in Line — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

Everywhere I go someone`s trying to by my girlfriend`s best friend
I`m trying to pretend I`m relaxed, but I`m playing castanets with my knees
I try to be cool and give her space
But a guy`s always there ready to jump right up and take my place
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody just say ah (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything`ll be all right
If you play along

Everywhere I go there`s someone in a trenchcoat staring at me
When I`m not at home I`m sure someone`s rummaging through my trash
Whatever could they want from me?
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody just say ah (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything`ll be all right
This won`t hurt at all (Turn it up)

Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything`ll be all right
If you just lay off

Dictate a memo to myself
Try to find if I`m the only one in complete health
Consult contemporaries if there are some to see
There really isn`t anyone who`s in my league
But me

Every night at a lane someone thinks they`ve got a fine bead on me
I try to take three deep breaths as I lock in on my minivan
Everyone says I`m looking great
But it`s hard to stand up, let alone to try to concentrate
I wish that everyone I knew hadn`t sold out to The Man

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) (Oh)
Everybody just say ah (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything`ll be all right
This won`t hurt at all

Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody) (Oh)
Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything`ll be all right
If you just lay
Everything`ll be all right
If you just lay (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything`ll be all right
If you just lay off (Ah, ah, ah)