[20 second skit between Apache and a girl]
[Apache]
Ladies listen close, run quick fast pronto
This is a song about my dick, his name is Tonto
That`s my dick`s name, I gave it a nickname
No time to dance off wit`cha pants, let`s play a quick game
of hide the salami, who`ll be the first to drop
How many licks does it take to get the center of my Tonto pop
I heard you`ll do anything to meet rap stars
What would you do for this Klondike bar?
Don`t smile, I fuck wild, you wanna slow`er up
When I finish you`ll be cuckoo! for Cocoa Nuts
Not a ball there`s more of the rough stuff
Fuck so hard you say, I`ve fallen and I can`t get up!
I`ve got a, little dick, but once it`s inside
It`s about this big but about THIS wide
I rip your tummy honey, you want money that`s funny
First let me tempt your tummy with the taste of my Nuts`n`Honey
Hard as a brick, promise not to cum quick
I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
My dick, my dick! {*repeat 3X*}
Myyyyyyyyyy dick!
[Apache]
Got a Superwoman`s pussy, my dick`s the Kyrptonite
Come get fucked from your asshole to your appetite
I`m a fucker not a fighter come get your clit rocked
Rip your pussy off, give it back to you in a ziplock
I`m real quick to throw a fit over big tits
Tasty like Diet Coke, I`ll suck `em just for the taste of it
(Do you eat pussy?) HELL NO! (That`s fucked up, why?)
I don`t eat shit that bleeds for 7 days and doesn`t die
I hope you`re strictly dickly, I`m hard as cement
I like to fuck long strong hard and frequent
I like to bend `em, run up in `em, I`m not generous
I specialize in doin damage to your uterus
I pound the pussy with a fierce ambition
Don`t speak, I`m a freak with the meat in position
I love orgies, I`m horny, it`s fun time
I like to fuck at least two at one time
Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick
I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick
[Chorus]
[Apache]
That`s my nigga if he got bigger he`d be my bigga nigga
6 foot 3, maybe a quarter of an inch bigger I`ll figure
Since you`re wet, get set to give me that
My dick so big I use a skully for a jimmy hat
Tonto`s a Tec-9, my nuts are the two clips
While I bone and ya moan as I pinch ya nips
Which is the reason the girls are always grabbin
It`s back to the crib for some of that CABIN STABBIN-AH
I got pull, I`m not the fool that`s in a back sleep
I keep you warmer than the wool on a Black Sheep
It`s hereditary, so honey let your drawers drop
This dick was passed down from my pops and his pops
Check the ho pro, bend over and grab your ankles
Or remind me, I might forget to say thank you
Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick
I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick
[Chorus]
