I was seventeen years old that day
I was trying to find a woman for my birthday
So I made up my mind, and I didn`t waste no time
And I took my daddy`s Caddy down the freeway
Had a pocketful of bait, it was gettin` kinda late
It was bumper next to bumper on the highway
Sittin` jammed up tight, looked over to my right
there was a hitchhikin` honey goin` my way
About four years older than me
Biggest dang woman that I ever did see
But that sure didn`t seem to matter
She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her
And I scored
When I saw that pretty thumb, I motioned her to come
And she smiled and looked at me a little sideways
I said Come on jump inside, we`ll take a little ride
And she said Awright little man, let`s go to my place
About four years older than me
Biggest dang woman that I ever did see
But that sure didn`t seem to matter
She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her
And I scored
But that was long ago, now there`s lots of things I know
And there`s been a lot of parties wasn`t bad
I`ve learned a lot since then, but I still remember when
I got the best piece of cake I ever had
About four years older than me
Biggest dang woman that I ever did see
But that sure didn`t seem to matter
She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her
And I scored