Let`s Call The Whole Thing Off — текст песни (Harry Connick, Jr.)

You say "either" and I say "either"
You say "neither" I say "neither"
"Either" "either", "neither" "neither"
Let`s call the whole thing off

You say "potato" I say "patattah"
You say "tomato" I say "creole tomatah"
Let`s call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and
Oh, if we ever part
That would break my heart

I say "ursta" you say "oyster"
I`m not gonna stop eatin urstas
Just cause you say oysters,
Let`s call the whole thing off

I say "pajamas" you say "pajamas"
Sugar, what`s the problem?
For we know we need each other so
We`d better call the calling off off

Oh let`s call it off, oh let`s call it off
Oh let`s call it off, baby let`s call it off

Sugar why don`t we call it off,
I`m talking baby why call it off
Let`s call the whole thing off