Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It`s a swine.
Fantastic life
No penicillin to [eastern Great] Britain
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man of pride has to deny his
Fantastic life
Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack
Met a fifty-four year old dustbin man
And four years he`d been in Jerusalem
Sell surplus oil to Arab fighters for aircraft.
Fails to burn Jewish terrorists
Well it`s a little..
Fantastic life
Spells too easy to buy nowadays
And there`s interference with the mail
And you just can`t get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they`d be well
Hell!
A fantastic lie!
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin`s brother
And he gets to walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgive, sin, and murder
Fantastic lie!
The white bread prole [big head]
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don`t believe that crap
A Fantastic lie
And I just thought I`d tell you
And I just thought I`d tell you
About fantastic life
And I just thought I`d tell you
Some fantastic lies
And I just thought I`d tell you
And I just thought I`d tell you
I walked right round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I`d tell you
And I just thought I`d tell you