They say cats got nine lives but my cat scan revealed that I`m a one match man
Concealed on the path of my hand, life line its fight time when I write the rhymes
That brings shock to little kids like when the old man strikes the moms (SE)
And I`m the old man call me king, radio flyer
Driving a rusty truck with worn out radial tires
I`m a white trash prick who likes to get his ass licked
Oh you don`t like me? Stick to Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck
I`m a pimp; so many girls gotta push em away (SE)
But it gets a little hard when their bush is in my face
But I like it clean shaven with tits like cantaloupe
So I got plans to elope with the next female rocking a camel toe
Pussy... showing right through those spandex
Plus we just got married so can you hit my man next
And you my cousin but I insist its non incest (SE)
That`s only for immediate family yo plus we just met
So let`s fuck and afterwards snuggle with the covers
And hopefully E can forget that both of our uncles are brothers
And I`ve never heard of rubbers so I`m just gonna hit it raw
I`m your stereotypical trailer, white male at 34
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They call me white trash the kind that only pays with cash
Eat corn beef and hash and never wipes my ass
I got a beer in one hand and a steering wheel in the right
Blasting country music, drunk driving at night
Seems to be about a year since my last haircut
And only date women that are chain smoking overweight sluts
Goatees, cut off tees, tight jeans with tucked in boots
I get abusive and that`s the truth
It seems like every job I`ve had entails dirt under the fingernails
I make 11.50 an hour so fuck a singers sales
And I joined a union and they taking care of me
So when I work 40 plus a week time and a half is guaranteed
Plus it keeps me out of the house I stopped beating up the kids
But it will probably only last until I move back in
Make sure to have gifts in hand when I reach the front door
Apologize for the bruises and calling her a cunt whore
So please take me back yo I even stopped drinking
But my left eye was wink winking and my right eye was blink blinking (SE)
She`s thinking I`m a changed man and all of the angers lost
But I never tell blatant lies without having my fingers crossed
So she let me back in give me bout a week or so
But this time its no bruises I delivering a lethal blow
Across the head I`m forced to fled of course she`s dead I`m not surprised
Turned my seeds to foster kids cause to me they`re not alive
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Now I`m so lonely and it`s the bars I seek
I got out on bail, manslaughter laws are weak
And I probably get off on some sort of technicality
Suspension from work is just vacation without the salary
Enjoying sleeping in walking in robes and slippers
It`s like my wife`s asleep and the kids are at the sitters
My friends bring over strippers they acting the same
They call it the bachelor pad and that`s what`s insane
I know I got a slight problem but there`s no need to address it
Cause I`ll be address less when the judge figures out a proper sentence
You can snail mail me in jail e-mail some sort of trash joke
How straight men go in and come out queer as folk
So yeah I`m doing time remorse will be shown in court
But I`m really upset that I took it too far and got court
So now I`m in the system and it aint working for shit
Cause when I get out I`mma still hit the bars and get lit
