I sent you a postcard
Thought it would be funny
Would have sent a souvenir
But they took all my money
It`s pretty warm down here but it ain`t sunny
And I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I tried to call you
I tried to call you
Long distance operators that only stall you
Besides the damn rates are so high
They just appall you
And I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
And I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
It started out a nice vacation
Left the station right on time
Can`t get a ticket to get me home, dear
They just don`t have too many flights from twilight zone, dear
So don`t forget to feed my cats
Spot and Jerome, dear
And I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Seeing all the sights here
I`m getting lonely
I`d show you all the film I took if they would only
let me go home
dear, sincerely
I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
I`m having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here