If Looks Could Kill (You Would Be Dead) — текст песни (Beyonce Knowles, Mos Def, Sam Sarpong)

[Beyonce]
Sweetness flowing like a faucet, body bangin` no corset
Brother`s wanna toss it but they lost cause my game ain`t no forfeit
Slicker than a porpoise and thicker than a horse`s
Carmen Brown got the whole town speechless
I stick to my thesis, I stick to my features
Brother`s try to hold but they game never reaches
And most of these cats are like the middle of peaches
I see you lookin` at but what you lookin` at
You want a bomb, wanna twist me like a bottle cap

[Mos Def]
I`m tryin` to holler miss to see if you gon` holler back

[Beyonce]
Your game is wack and no you will not get your quarter back
See this is Carmen, curves like a quota sack
Skin coffee and cream, your donuts, you ain`t dunkin` that

[Mos Def]
But this is Milla, Lieutenant if you`re wonderin`

[Sam Sarpong]
And I`m Natheniel, (Mos Def) Mel Gibson (Sam) Danny Gloverin`

[Beyonce]
I knew not he you might as well be mumblin`
See I have dreams of the man what would become of him
There`s not a kid out here who can make me believe
I should postpone my goals, he got tricks up his sleeve
Whole bar full of cups and you ain`t lockin` me down

[Mos Def]
I got a warrant for ya heart and bear for the trial

[Sam]
Get a pardon if ya come with the sargeant now

[Beyonce]
Give me a chair cause I don`t care I ain`t feelin` your style

[Hook x2]
Yo, I`m tryin` to get with you shorty
(But I`m not feelin` you)
But I`m an officer shorty
(My looks are killin` you)
Murder one will get you under the covers
(Game talk or manslaughter I ain`t feelin` you brothers)

[Beyonce]
Eyes like the ocean

[Mos Def]
Ma I got some lotion
Hold ya thighs, raise em` high and daddy long stroke em`

[Beyonce]
Hair like forever

[Sam]
I swear I could do it better
Take the gun out my holster, I still rock a beretta

[Beyonce]
You brothers sweat Carmen like Patrick Ewing
But that kid

[Mos Def]
Don`t waste ya time he ain`t worth doin`
He just a sargeant, passin` out tickets for parking

[Sam]
Chickenheads cluckin`

[Beyonce]
Pitiful fools barkin`
See this is Carmen, voice sweet as Marvin
I turn out lights with the switch when I`m walkin`
Girls steady jealous cause they man always hawkin`
Even got Lou lookin` at me like he stalkin`
And I got a mind too, wouldn`t bless you
If your first name was Ha-Choo, on Sunday singin` gospel

[Mos Def]
You ain`t a dime just a nickel actin` high school

[Beyonce]
Headed for the big top and bouncin` on this side show