Spammy&Fatty — текст песни (Fishface&Krusty)

first things first, lets deal wiv da slut
wen i c her face it reminds mr of a mutt
shes so ugly they always print her face
on airline sick bags - what a discrace

she reckons shes dun it wiv doped up mark
wat does she fink dis is noahs ark?
jus coz she fancies skanky square head
does she actually fink she`ll get him in bed?

now its time to talk about fatty
also known as michelin man or flatty
wiv an arse big enough 2 cause an eclipse
wiv totally non existant tits

she could be mistaken 4 a hot air balloon
or maybe a gorilla, monkey or baboon
she thinks shes hot but we know shes not
and shes always talkin bout how many `friends` shes got
(which is none!)

and if u meet these people beware
they`ll b rippin off their underwear
he, she, it, thing, they don`t care!

we hope u liked our little song
maybe now u no it u can sing along