Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the day
I just can`t wait till Christmas time
When I can, roll `em in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time, with lots of dough
Slippin` up high, slippin` down low
Love`m and leave `em, on with the show
I like female form, in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital S
Get a date with a woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can`t have it
But I want it, but it don`t matter
She got it and I can`t get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress, for Christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slippin` high, slippin` low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can`t have it
I want it, don`t matter
She got it and I can`t get it
He got it, I want it
They got it and I can`t have it
But I want it, it don`t matter
She got it and I can`t get it
Mistress for Christmas
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I`m talking about
Mistress for Christmas
They`re gonna send me down, send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my snow stick
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey
And ring the bells