She`s a lady of pleasure, she`s a lady of joy
And she has no illusions of grandeur
You can get what you want when your money`s up front
She`s a sailor-lad`s port in a storm
A sailor-lad`s port in a storm
To some she`s a sweetheart, to some she`s a whore
And to others she`s there to come home to
Well, she knows the score `cos she`s done it all before
Just knock and she`ll open the door
Knock and she`ll open the door
Oh, where are you going, my fine feathered friend?
Have you someone to sleep with tonight?
If you`re willing to pay, you`ll have somewhere to stay
I`ve a nice place a short haul away
It`s only a short haul away
There`s some makes it easy, there`s some makes it hard
And there`s some try to keep it a secret
But she`s there on the tide, she`s just out for a ride
And you know she`s got nothing to hide
Nothing at all to hide
`Cos she`s a lady of pleasure, she`s a lady of joy
And she has no illusions of grandeur
You can get what you want when your money`s up front
She`s a sailor-lad`s port in a storm
A sailor-lad`s port in a storm