Long John Blues — текст песни (Bette Midler)

"doctor long john. my dreams are full of doctor long john."

I got a dentist whos over seven feet tall.

I have a dentist whos over seven feet tall.

His name is doctor long john

And he answers every call.



You know, I went to long johs office.

I said, "doctor, the pain is killing me."

I went to long johns office.

I said, "doctor, the pain is killing."

He said, "dont worry, baby.

Its just your cavity needs a little filling."



He took out his trusty drill.

Told me to open wide.

He said he wouldnt hurt me,

But he filled my whole inside.

Long john, long john, dont you ever go away. no.

cause you thrill me when you drill me,

And I dont need no novocain today.



Oh, when he got done drilin he said,

"now, miss midler, that is going to cost you ten."

"i was prepared to pay twenty"

Yeah, yeah, when he got done drillin he said,

"baby, that is going to cost you ten.

But if it ever starts in to throbbing,

Come back and see old long john

Again and again and again and again and again.

Oh, yeah. yow!



"long john. I sold my heart to doctor long john and I will never, never be the same. oh, thats so heavy I just gotta lay back."