Bruce r. hornsby
Im driving down the highway
Headed to the range
Gonna knock em out stong
But Im feeling no pain
Got an old brown bag
Big stick in the back
Where the grass dont grow
Gonna take a few hacks
Theres a place for you if youre just like me
Armchair greens chillin at the tv
Have another cool one
But it wont hurt
Got myself a big stick
Swingin in the dirt
Got a two bit job
With a little bit of pay
But I feel no pressure
Couple lessons today
Working on the swing
And talkin trash
Take another good hit
Try to make it last
Theres a place for you
If youre just like me
Armchair boys yelling at the tv
Twenty points in a row
Im getting shirts
Got myself a big stick swingin in the dirt
Bet a five dollar nasaw
And all you gots two
Well a five foot gimme
Make a man out of you
Well I got my dreams
And they just dont stop
Well a big man, big shot
Make her on top
Well, theres a place for you if youre just like me
Armchair greens chillin at the tv
Have another cool one
But it wont hurt
Got myself a big stick
Swingin in the dirt
Repeat chorus