One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces — текст песни (Ben Folds)

September `75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badass mother G.I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah, now I`m big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who`s telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
Don`t give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I`m your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn`t stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said you`d rather die
Now I`m big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who`s telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
You`ll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn`t push me around
`cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I`m big
Yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry
Now I`m big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who`s telling who what to do
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Goodbye