Don`t quit your day job
Corporate-crybaby
A bit wiser and a whole lot older, feelin` bolder
Suckin` up to the last stockholder with a
Golden parachute slung over your shoulder
Jacked-up-B-boy
Another fool got stuck in the whirlpool
Lookin` for a fast break, not enough cake to go `round
Another brother goes down, and he`s out of the gene pool
Media-pimp
Day after day, night after night if the money is right
The campaign goes on to make right seem wrong
With computer animation and a hip-hop song
Land of opportunity, this is the
Stop
Don`t quit your day job
Cowboy-politician
Suckin` up to the aristocracy
Not even sure if you like democracy
Tryin` to establish an american royalty, a personal dynasty
Priests-of-the-airwaves
Let the buyer beware, it`s a jungle out there
So buy my advice and don`t think twice
Then me and your money will go someplace sunny
Celebrity-stud-monkey
Kiss and tell, got a book to sell
`Cause you don`t excel or do anything well
Since you slipped past thirty, better keep the sex dirty
Mo` money, mo` money, mo` money