These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was Ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shook her hand
We ended up freakin by a garbage can
The next young freak, I met was Red
I took her to my house and she gave me head
She like blowin dicks, is all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There`s another girl, her name is Sherry
You talk about sex and the girl acts scary
I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry
Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl`s a beast
I tell you homeboy if you get a piece
She`ll only start talkin bout signin a lease
I met a young tender, her name is Lori
An X-Rated movie wouldn`t tell her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori she`s a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend`s name, was Michelle
Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale
When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell
I G`d this girl, her name was Tammi
I didn`t wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly?
She had a best friend, her name was Janet
I pulled her to the side and I spit that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my lifespan
I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam
The very next day, I saw her with her man
One week passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name`s Jeanine
She was thirty-eight and I was only seventeen
She likes to freak, she`s just a fiend
It really didn`t matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and sloppy
I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me
Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta
A country broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Beth
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as Hell, I was drippin sweat
but I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups
I met this freak in Vegas
She she said her name was Don-na
She was a ?belt? lil` freak from Chi-na
I said, I don`t pimp, or gigolo
I`m havin so much paper I don`t need a hoe
You can break yourself, but you can`t break me
You never met a player like Snoop baby
I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe
I took her to my house and we did it on the flo`
The girl got freaky let me tell you mo`
She was down on her knees, beggin to blow
She`s like another freak, named Renee
You get her all alone and she`ll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play
and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well!
