Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism — текст песни (Steve Poltz)

Me not got no slow metabolism

Every wednesday night I go to catacism

They give me lots of doughnuts

I get yelled at by the grown-ups

Me not got no slow metabolism



Me not got no slow metabolism

Yet Im suffering from some sort of mental schism

I eat twenty lobster tails

And yet Im skinny as a rail

Me not got no slow metabolism



Me not got no slow metabolism

Yet Im doing twenty years here in this prison

I stole a lot of food

And then they told me I was rude

Me not got no slow metabolism



Me not got no slow metabolism

Every wednesday night I go to catacism

I eat a lot of jell-o

Yet Im still a skinny fellow

Me not got no slow metabolism



Me not got no slow metabolism

Yet Im suffering from some sort of mental schism

I eat a ton of pasta

He my pappa, he says, "basta!"

Me not got no slow metabolism

Oy vey!