Friend Called Fred — текст песни (Spunge)

I think I`m going slightly mad
It might be all the dreams I`ve had
It could be all the things I`ve seen
All the things I wish I`d been
I`d like to introduce you
My friend called Fred, you got one too
He`s the guy who tells you what to do
He`s the one who knows better than you

I kinda find it hard to sleep
So I try my hand at counting sheep
But all I got was repetition
You can`t get to sleep by doing addition
My friend called Fred is always right
He has the last word every night
But now that really is a pain
`Cause what he says is all the same

My imaginary friend
Many`s the time I wanna kill ya
Know I shouldn`y moan
But you`re always there when I wanna be alone

My friend called Fred is never bored
He just steals what he can`t afford
And no he never gets the blame
`Cause he just uses a false name
Look at this guy who`s stood by me
It`s obvious he`s out his tree
He`s acting like a crazy man
But I think that`s part of the plan