(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)
It`s nine o`clock down at Jabba`s place
the regular crowd waddles in
there`s a wierd thing sitting next to me
it has three eyes and mottled grey skin.
Fett says Max can you play me a memory
I`m not really sure how it goes
but it`s haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat
this carbine will blow off your nose.
La la la, de de da
La da de de da, da dum..
Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band
sing us a song tonight
`cause we`re all in the mood for a melody
except Solo, who`s in carbonite.
Now Jabba the Hutt is a friend of mine
he gives me my life for free
And because he`s a Hutt, why, we all kiss his butt
or the rancor will have us for tea.
He said Bo Shuda, offom da Tukatti!
as he stuffed a frog into his face
but we don`t know a woid, `cause he shot the talkdroid
So we`ll smile and nod, just in case.
Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band
sing us a song tonight
`cause we`re all in the mood for a melody
except Solo, who`s in carbonite.
Sy Snootles is our favourite vocalist
her face, it ain`t launching no ships.
Don`t know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover
but that`s how she got those wierd lips.
A Gammorean guard is headbutting bricks
as another one gnaws on a bone
and I don`t know which has less intelligence
either those two big thugs or the stone.
Oh, La la la da, de de da
La la de de da, da dum..
Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band
sing us a song tonight
`cause we`re all in the mood for a melody
except Solo, who`s in carbonite.
It`s a pretty good crowd, here at Jabba`s place
it`s a killing, that`s why we`re all here
we`ll sail over the dune to the pit of Carkoon
and we`ll toss someone in with a cheer.
`Cause weve got a new droid on the pedestal
and a man in black`s come in the door
he just pointed a gun over Salicious Crumb
and then promptly fell through the floor.
Oh, La la la da, de de da
La la de de da, da dum..
Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band
sing us a song tonight
for the last of the Jedi is down below
and the rancor is gripping him tight
