Don`t no where we`re going,
Got no way of knowing,
Driving on the road to nowhere
Sponging for a living,
Checking out the women,
Riding on the road to nowhere
And we don`t take shit from anyone,
The only the thing we wanna do is have some fun
We`re Max and Paddy,
Paddy and Max
And best of all we dont pay council tax!