Well
hi there people
you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany.
I was number one
the people`s choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice.
My name is Adolf
I`m on the mike.
I`m gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich.
It all began down in Munich town and pretty soon
The word started gettin` around.
So I said to Martin Boorman
I said
Hey Marty, why don`t we throw a little nazi party?
We had an election
well
kinda sorta
And before you knew it hello
new order.
To all those mothers in the fatherland I said
Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan
.
`YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?
I said how about this one
World War Two?
To be or not to be
oh baby
can`t you see
We`re gonna take it to the top. You`re making history
And it feels so good to me
ooh darlin`
please don`t ever stop.
Don`t be stupid; be a smarty
come on and join the nazi party - party.
Like humpty dumpty offa that wall
All the little countries they began to fall
Holland
Belgium
Denmark
Poland-
The troops were rockin` and the tanks were rollin`
We were swingin` along with a song in our hearts.
And Deutschland über alles was making the charts
We had a new step called a goosestep we were dancing to.
Well
it`s sorta kinda like a German boogaloo
I was gettin` what I wanted
but it wasn`t enough.
So I called the boys
I said boys
get though
Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.
There was skinny little Göbbels and Göring mister fats
And let`s not forget ole Himmler and Hess.
You`d better believe we made a hell of a mess
Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style
To be or not to be
oh baby
can`t you see
We`re gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny
This thing was meant to be
why don`t we do it till we drop?
Say you boots ain`t black and shirt ainY brown?
Well
get back Jack
you can`t get down. Do it
Adolf
do it.
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.
I was on a roll
I couldn`t lose
then came D-day
the birth of the blues.
The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain
Those guys were the pits
I was goin` insane.
People all around me started swallowing pills
Let`s face it
folks
we was going downhill.
Berlin was crumbling
we was under the gun
Time to look out for number one.
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Say the Russians are commin`
lets get out of here.
To be or not to be
oh honey
can`t you see
We had to take it to the top. You sure made history
And it felt so good to me
oh schatze
Please don`t ever stop.
Auf wiedersehn
good to`ve seen ya
I got a one way ticket to Argentina.
To be or not to be
oh baby
can`t you see
We`ve got to take it to the top. You`re makin` history
And it feels so good to me
Why don`t we do it till we drop?
We have ways of making you dance . . .
- Sprechen Sie Argentinian ?