Evergreen — текст песни (MC Chris)

on the first day of xmas my dealer gave to me
a bag of shrooms and some lsd
we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees
but the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
we`re all fucked up on smirnoff eggnogg
we crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
you give us 30 and we`ll tie it up at no extra cost
we`ll take that 30 and spend it on pot
we`re not too bright we flunk all of our classes
gettin drunk get in fights cuz we`re bad kids
our dads call us bastards mom`s always plastered
we`re the closest thing to suburban gangstas
cold air`s what we breathe our vests have no sleeves
it`s hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
we smell like evergreens

all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that`s free of disease
and while I`m thinking, throw in a couple of g`s yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn`t mind my snowsuit doesn`t fit
I`m just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it`s drivin ya crazay

even though my nose is runny get the honey`s cuz I`m $
but I never get laid can`t find my way into long undies
I don`t trip, just dip, listen to country
with my piss I write my name because I think it`s funny
I`m so into this deciduous lifestyle
you see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
put the back seat down and I take yer ass to tree town
yer daughter`s givin me the eye
so I am givin her a ride
I`ll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
as long as I get all up in her tights

all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that`s free of disease
and while I`m thinking, throw in a couple of g`s yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn`t mind my snowsuit doesn`t fit
I`m just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it`s drivin ya crazay