And now ladies and gentlemen -
the Keeper of the keys,
the Countess of the clink,
the mistress of Murderers Row,
Matron Mama Morton!
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They`ll tell you I`m the biggest Mutha. . . .Hen
I love them all and all of them love me -
Because the system works;
the system called reciprocity!
Got a little motto
Always sees me through -
When you`re good to Mama
Mama`s good to you!
There`s a lot of favors
I`m prepared to do -
You do one for Mama
She`ll do one for you!
They say that life is tit for tat
And that`s the way I live -
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I`ve got to give!
Don`t you know that this
hand washes that one too -
When you`re good to Mama
Mama`s good to you!
If you want my gravy
Pepper my raggoo -
Spice it up for Mama
She`ll get hot for you!
When they pass that basket
Folks conribute too -
You put in for Mama
She`ll put out for you!
The folks a top the ladder
are the ones the world adores -
So boost me up the ladder kid
and I`ll boost you up yours!
Let`s all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew -
When you`re strokin` Mama
Mama`s strokin` you!
So what`s the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you`re good to Mama
Mama`s good to you!!