Like a monkey in a zoo,
you`re half gorilla too
When you pound it with your fist
and make it real stiff
Big Dick
Gotta cover your mistakes
your bloody out-takes
So you dip it in the wine
and make a holy sign
Big Dick
Big Dick! Come quick
Big Dick! Come quick
Well, you`re running up a tree
you`re trying not to scream
then you`re pounding on your chest
like you whipped the best
Big Dick
The rivers of the blood
you`ve spilled have turned to mud
Now the flies are buzzin` round
don`t they make a loud sound
Big Dick
Big Dick! Come quick
Big Dick! Come quick
It won`t be long
till those bad bits are gone
It won`t be long till those bad bits are gone
Now we`re sitting by the fire but Daddy`s getting tired
`Cause he drank the whole crock
now he`s got a limp cock
Big Dick
Big Dick! Come quick
Big Dick! Come quick