We don`t smoke marijuana in Muskogee we don`t take no trips on LSD
We don`t burn out draft cards down on Main Street
Cause we like living right and being free
We don`t make a party out of loving but we like holding hands and pitchin` woo
We don`t let our hair grow long and shaggy like the hippies out in San Francisco do
And I`m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Ol` Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning`s still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style for manly foot wear
Beads and Roman sandals won`t be seen
Football`s still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
And I`m proud to be...
And white lightning`s still the biggest thrill of all in Muskogee Oklahoma USA