My momma talkin` to me tryin` to tell me how to live
But I don`t listen to her `cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me `cause I wear my sister`s clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin` high-heel sneakers and actin` like a queen
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The world`s comin` to an end, I don`t even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don`t bother me if people think I`m funny
`Cause I`m a big rock star and I`m makin` lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
I`m so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha