I like them big and stupid — текст песни (Julie Caitlin Brown)

When I need somethin` to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hoppin` and they say last call
I start shoppin` for a neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
We love `til we`re done then they`re out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like `em big and stupid
I like `em big and real dumb
I like `em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really made me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they`ll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin` jerk

{Refrain}
I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can`t tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He`s so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, `cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
We love `til we`re done then they`re out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like `em big and real dumb
I like `em big and