Bleach Boys — текст песни (Dead Milkmen)

Bleach Boys
by The Dead Milkmen
from Beelzebubba
(c) 1988
I`ve got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We`re not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don`t you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don`t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there`ll be a party at the beach
We`ll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one`s getting drunk
we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.

I`m very proud of the respect I`ve earned
and my voice is very deep `cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I`ve been told
`cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don`t you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don`t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
but now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.

(Bad guitar solo)

I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach (x472)