The Cannibal Ed — текст песни (Lauren Hoffman)

The cannibals are out long after good kids are in bed,

Theyre coming through the windows,

And theyre coming for my head.



Im fattened up for killing season,

Helping God to find a reason,

Just to feed me quickly to,

The cannibal named ed.



The wintertime was long,

But the warm winds are a-blowin now,

And Im looking to the sky,

Like an optimistic summer sow.



The walls here arent sturdy,

And songs of freedom fill my head,

As I befriend,

The cannibal named ed.



Feeding time is dangerous,

Dont touch the beast unless you must,

Hes grinning through his shiny teeth,

Hes dreaming of his bloody feast.



So try to find the safest distance,

Or the path of least resistance,

Lest you be fed to,

The cannibal named ed,

The cannibal named ed.