I`m kicking back at the chill shack Felling kinda slack relaxed and kinda like keroauc No I do not drive a Cadillac I got the buzzmobile Cuz mobile makes me feel like its the lovemobile I got the cow print sheets on my sheets I always got the black chuck taylors covering up my feets I got the faux pas fake black marble paint covering up the wood on my bookcase I cleans my teeth every once in a while with tartar control backing soda toothpaste I`m digging the laid back grooves of stan getz and ciau gilberto I date a girl named sister all that she`s kinda hip and you know she`s puerto Rican I`m freaking and speaking of tweaking The weekend`s kinda sneaking up and baby I`ll be squeaking By I`m tweaked out and freaked out and geek by the tile grout Its black and green and scary and the tilex fumes is kinda hairy I got the windows open hoping I don`t asphyxiate & die I guess I`m coping I`m kinda insane oh man but I don`t needs the rogaine Can you stop the madness my badness is preplanned I`m ready to recoil oh really no rally I don`t like to dilly I dally in the fillies you know they dry me silly My shampoos got the aloe I don`t wear no mascara I paint my nails with manic panic galaxy gold cause I don`t carea What you think I stinka so whata you nutta I think I had to fuck your daughter in the butta I got the air conditioner cranked up to 70 You know sometimes it feels just like heaven g I got the butt juice runnin down my lips I`m hips I know what cooks I`m trips I`m tripping and dipping and skipping along to my lou Doing whatever it is I think I needs to oughta do I`m pulling out the amazing spiderman bubblebath I got the black sheets on my bed sometimes I just have to laugh I get on the phone and now I starts to get to dialing I`m calling up my honey I`m smoking American Spirits and smilin I`m feeling quite refreshed and I`m felling quite nicely I`m calling up the cutie with the booty cause she`s spicy Spicier than the chili con carne down at el arroyo I get a hold of some girl named lenny and I calls her joyo My freezers packed with chung king mini egg roll variety I`m watching my weight so I can pack my ass wagon tight here in society I`m playing it cool even though it ain`t that relaxin relaxin I`m checking my cream and finding out I ain`t got no jacksons I rolling my lazy ass out of the bed but never before 2:30 I`m washing my hair with j crew shampoo when its uh dirty I get in my car its kinda cool it ain`t no caddy Its just a volkswagon bug its kinda snug but it`s a fatty I`m watching the cable t.v. its on discovery I got the down filled feather blanket to keep me toasty warm and cover me I`m eating the cinnamon raison bagels cause they`s fat free Keeps me slim and trim and looking tight and sassy Sassy like a motherfucker like myself should look I`m reading herman messe`s steppenwolf because I heard it was a good book I`m calling up my homeboy slowpoke just to see what`s been a shaking To find out what`s up & maybe whose heart he`s breaking It`s rough outside you know sometimes I`d rather chill at home You knows to spend a little quality time alone But cruising round the town`s not really what I`m all about I`m pretty busy really chilly back and kicking crazy jams out my house i`m nicely rearranged and fresh and rested up I`ve tested out the brain bong Gone long ago I`m agro easy cool fool for the old school drooling on my pillow case In case you haven`t guessed oh yes I`m blessed with flavor Savor every drop and don`t change my behavior
Cause it`s a real good feel good day And things are kinda trips but there looking my way I`m taking my own advice I`m kicking back and thinking bout the things I did I`m drinking Mr. Pibb It`s chilly at the crib
