[Tim D] Ahhh yeahh..
Aiyyo y`all ready to do this?
[Trev] Yeah whassup wit that?
[Keith] Yo Trev, you ready to run the train or what?
[Trev] Aiyyo what`s that bitch name again anyway?
[Tim D] Yeah her name is Tabitha
But yo, let me go up there first
And then, Keith you come in
And Trev you come in
[Trev] Aight, aight
[Tim D] And we gonna cold rock the bitch, aight?
[Trev] Aight, I`ma lay in the back, chill chill
[Keith] I wanna jump out the closet!
[girl] *knock knock* Hello..
[Tim D] Yeah baby whassup? It`s me
[girl] How you doin baby?
[Tim D] I`m aight - I`m ready to do this, you ready to do this?
[girl] Oh yes, I`m ready to do this baby
[Tim D] Yeah.. why don`t you just.. lay down and
.. open your legs
[Girl] Like this?
*knock knock knock*
[Tim D] Yeah come in
[Keith] Yo whassup? I`m down right?
[girl] Who`s that?
[Tim D] Yo that`s my man Kool Keith, the Rhythm X
[girl] Hi Keith... what does the X stand for?
[Kool Keith]
See you`re playin with yourself, with your hands between your legs
You`re masturbating, cause you can`t keep waiting
Lookin at my picture with your bra and soaked panties
I pull my dick out, your tongue stick out
I like the clitty-clit, then suck the tittie-tit
I`m rather suave, not finished with the pussy yet
Now turn that ass out, I wanna wax it {*smacking sounds*}
Shoot my jism enbalms, I wanna tax it
Your bed? My bed -- fuck it, where`s the elevator?
I set your pussy off, like a fuckin detonator bomb
Relax and be calm
Tell your friends to leave, no time for cockblockers
I hate the girls who front, and really cock-suckers
I have no time for phonies and kiddie games
A bunch of bitches with numbers and wrong names
I just chill, and cold mack at the jam
I`m buttnaked, the woman say god damn
He`s X-rated, I seen him in the video
He`s jerkin off on my girlfriend`s booty though
You want the dick too? Then come to me though
Start suckin and suckin and keep suckin
And then for hours, I keep fuckin
Waxin that ass like a super rated pro
You think I`m braggin? Well let`s go
Cock em in the air and let your other sister watch
You gettin hit by the X.. I`m a porno star
[girl] Ohh Rhythm X, you`re just too good baby
[Keith] I know baby -- but I got another freak move for you
Check this out
[girl] What`s that?
*knock knock knock knock*
[Keith] Yo T.R., come in
[Trev] Whassup?
[Keith] That`s my man Trev, T.R.
I want you to give him a little somethin
[Trev] Mmmm T.R., show me what you got baby
[Trev] Aight..
[T.R. Love]
Come here baby, relax and sit down
Let me massage your back, palm your ass for a while
I got the freaky hype style
that I know you never had in a while
So let`s fuck, I mean really really FUCK
You sure you ready? Then try your luck
Bring me the whip cream, bring me the jelly jam
Bring me the chocolate pudding, I really don`t give a damn
I try things to you, you never tried before
How`s that -- you want some more?
Open your legs wider.. wider!
Let me slip my tongue deep inside ya
Rub ya up and down with strawberry Jell-o
Eat every inch, from head to toe
and make you hot, make you ? than 4th of July
The pussy was never dry
Warm and wet, uhh, and entertaining
The moves we make could never ever drain me
I fuck you hard, smooth and then rough
Like The Mack, I`m heavy like a truck
Captain Hook goes deep into the sea
And when I`m through, you`re sure to believe
that I`m the master man don in the land
Cause I`m bad bad, and I`m wicked in de bed
Come.. come baby, come
The time is now to be together as one
I`ll treat you just like a queen, you know what I mean
Uhh, yeah
I work and wreck your body, just like a car, yeah
Cause I`m a porno star
[Trev] How was that baby?
[girl] Ohh T.R., that big dick felt SO good
But I really had enough
[Tim D] No you haven`t baby
Bring yo` ass over here
[girl] Tim Dog, I don`t think I`m strong enough
I feel too weak
[Tim Dog]
Ha ha ha ha, I`m the sex man
Tim Dog, ten incher rated X man
Swingin and swingin my ding-a-ling in
Pumpin that ass until your back starts stingin
You had enough? Rough and rough
Gimme ALL of that good stuff
Huh? Your pussy gettin sore?
Ha hah, I`ma fuck it some more
And just before you reach your climax
Throw your leg on my shoulder and cold WAX
Cause I don`t like to fuck mild
(Yeah baby.. fuck me wild!)
Cause I`m Tim Dog, and the D.O.G. stands for
+Doin it On the Ground+
Yeah baby, get on the ground
Get on all fours
Bark like a dog baby
(Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!)
Aight aight aight, I know it`s good, I know it`s good
Yeah.. just like Robin Hood
I take from the richer, and I stick it to the bitch
Jumpin off a trampoline
Straight into the pussy, SPLOOSH!
See what I mean?
So all you ladies out there
with panties that`s wet right about now
And y`all wanna do somethin about it
Just dial 1-900, ULTRA-DIK
and the brothers`ll be in your town
fuckin shit up
*knock knock knock*
[girl] Who`s that?
[C.Gee] It`s Ced Gee
[Keith] Oh shit! How you got here?
[C.Gee] Ha hah, y`all ain`t know I followed y`all up here
I heard you tap til that pussy`s sore
but listen to this, I`ma tell you whassup with that
[Trev] Go `head..
[Ced Gee]
Now a pussy is some pussy there`s no dick like this one
It`s the very best so yes you can catch one
or two or three or four, five, six
seven gallons - you know they named Long Island
after me, the incredible Gee
I wax more pussy than my man Ron Jeremy
Hit me a pussy quite hard til it`s wet again
You cum but when I cum, I`m wettin your chinny chin
You see I`m quite simple, I`m nimble plus rated X
Come in your face, rub my dick in your soft neck
Yeah.. so now you get the picture
Fuckin so well you call me Mister.. Gee
And I`m goin far, you know why baby?
Cause I`m a Porno Star..
Yeah throw those legs up there
You`re hot
Higher, higher, uhhh
OK baby yeah
God damn pussy`s good