Somethin` strange is goin` on and you`re in the middle
I`ll do anything to solve the riddle
I`ve got a city editor who put me on a deadline
If I don`t come through I`m on the breadline
I`ll invade your privacy, please don`t take it personally
Chorus:
I`m oh so sorry but the readers got a right to know
You`re gonna help the circulation grow
When I get the story right, I`ll be queen of the publication
I`ve got a hidden camera, shadow on your trail
And I`m tape-recording every detail
All the walls have ears tonight
They`re listenin` in case you might talk in your sleep
(chorus)
In every supermarket check-out line they`ll be starin` at your face
Make you a legend in your own time, you can triple column space
When I get the story right, I`ll be queen, I`ll be queen, I`ll be queen
(Solo)
I`ll get the story right and I`m gonna be queen of the publication
I`m oh so sorry but the readers got a right to know
You`re gonna help the circulation grow
When I get the story right, I`ll be queen, I`ll be queen, I`ll be queen
Oh, queen of the publication... (to fade)
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