when u you`re sitting on a john and the toilet paper is gone
diarehha, diarehha
when you`re chilling in the pool and u feel sumthin cool
diarehha, diarehha
when you`re climbing up a ladder and u feel somethin spladder
diarehha, diarehha
when u you`re walkin down the street and a heavy leak
diarehha, diarehha
when you`re walking down the hall and u feel sumethin fall
diarehha, diarehha
when you`re walkin downtown and u feel sumthin round
diarehha, diarehha
when you`re out on a dance and u feel sumthin in your pants
diarehha, diarehha
when you`re falling asleep and u feel sumthin creep
diarehha, diarehha
when you jump in a bush and u feel sumthin smush
diarehha, diarehha
thanx 4 your cooperation,
this is not a real song