She`s flat as a board and I just don`t care
No tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, no tit
I`d rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn`t pick on her
But goddammit it`s true
She`s got no tit,
She`s got no tit
She`s got no tit <i>[x3]
It`s no matter big or small
No tit,no tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, no tit
They say I`m missing out on life,
That I`m being deprived,
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don`t laugh and act snide
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I`d rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn`t pick on her
But goddammit it`s true
She`s got no tit